Friday, December 8, 2017

Hit and hot Jokes In Hindi

Hit and hot Jokes In Hindi

Being "In a Relationship" and being "In the "Hospital" is all the same...
Everyone asks -
"Serious hai kya ? 😂😁😂

Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this
awesome girl.
Father : That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father : Ohhh I wish u hadn't said that. I have to
tell u something son,
but u must promise not to tell ur mother.
Sandra is actually ur sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out;
but a couple of months later :
Son : Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even
Father : That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter.
Father : Ohhhh I wish u hadn't said that.
Angela is also ur sister.
This went on couple of times nd son was so
he went straight to his mother crying.
Son : Mum I am so mad at dad!
I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of
them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says :
My love, u can date whoever u want.
He isn't your Father..!!😂😁😂😁
Great modern kids.
A mom asked her elder kid to explain diwali to his bro ..
He replied:
"So luk, this dude Ram had,
like a big kingdom,
& people liked him
but like his step mom or sumthing,
was kinda bitch and she forcd her hubby
to send this Ram to sum jungle or sumthing..
Coz he was goin for 14yrs,
So his wife n bro got along..(U knw just 2 chill)
Bt dude forest was real scary shit..
Was full of devils n things like dat,
but dis dude killed thm wid arrows..
Bt den sum bad gangstar Ravan
pickd up his babe sita..
Dis Dude Ram n his bro got pissd off..
So dey got an army of monkeys..
dont ask how...
Attackd Ravan
got d babe n returnd home..
People thot atleast dey deserv sumthng
Dey had no bars or clubs or smoke stuff to party...
So they lit lamps..
N this is how it all started..


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